I usually will sing a song at a loud pitch to get my kids out of bed. Consequently, my kids think I am a terrible singer. My son even thinks I should get singing lessons. But I know deep down that I could have sung for Puccini.
Well I thought that until I went outside and saw my new tenant the Goose still sitting on her eggs (apparently it takes up to 35 days to hatch her eggs). As soon as I started in on some old Broadway songs, the Goose turned her head towards me and stared. It was not a pleasant stare.
I am not sure if the kids had a conversation with her, or I am just so bad that a goose would stare at me so, but I guess my dreams have been laid to rest by a goose laying her eggs.
Mar 24 - 30
Remember the phrase from the Godfather, “He sleeps with the fishes”.
Well, where does a husband sleep when he inadvertently lets Phoebe the puppy eat the couch.
Ok, so we have this goose who has set up a nest over my wood pile, right outside our window. She has been there about 4 days, anyway, it looks like she will have company tonight.
Mar 17 - 23
Ok, so I take the dogs for a walk several times a day, and with them being so rambunctious, I can see why some people can get hurt walking their dogs. So I have invented the Frank Dog Walking Jacket.
This jacket has up to 3 attachments that resemble Hula Hoops. One of these circular attaché’s (yes I used the wrong attaché but it fits so well) has a diameter of 4 feet. The dog’s collar is attached to this so you don’t hold a leash. It can just run around wherever it wants. Now the second dog (if there is one) is on a 7 foot diameter attaché, so it has space from the other dog so they can both run whichever way they want. Now to prevent you from falling there is a 2 foot attaché around you for safety. If you have 3 dogs, you can get a 10 foot attaché.
Now if you want to place your order in the next 3 days, I will throw in a complimentary egg.
How can you beat that?
Mar 10 - 16
Ok here is a video of Phoebe and my shadow sitting on the back of my old pick up truck
She does not like shadows.