My family won’t let me write about what goes on around here anymore. I had some great stories, if only I had an alias. I know I will go by the alias of Pierre Detecto, and I can write about my fictional family.
Like the time Pierre’s daughter hid live animals under her bed, (well they were live for a while). Then there was the time that Pierre’s drummer son had to have a 3rd drum set, in spite of the fact that Pierre was going brain deaf. Yea, that’s what I should do. Just call me Pierre, next time you see me.