In watching the impeachment hearings you notice how everyone has their mind up already, but with that they also have a tone to their voice. They either have a very sarcastic arrogant voice or they have a very soft monotone voice. I am curious as to which is more effective. So, I was thinking of training my servers to try and sell customers on different flapjacks and waffles, using the different tones much like the politicians.
Now the only way to explain it to you in the form of a letter is to have you imagine a sarcastic Matthew McConaughey trying to convince you that buying 4 extra Strawberry Waffles would be good for your health. On the other hand you would have Meryl Streep never cracking a smile trying to sell you 4 extra Pineapple and Coconut Flapjacks, explaining ever so efficiently how this will make you very healthy. When I mentioned this to my servers they locked me up in that back closet again.
A customer of ours wanted me to print his joke. His call name is Sugar Willie
What happens when you add a 10 cubic miles of dirt to “Lodi”.
Silly, you get “Highdi”