The other night I went to use the microwave at home, when I noticed someone had placed the Star Trek emblem on the front panel. Remember the arch Captain Kirk used to have on his uniform. Well this arch was just like that and I was impressed, until I looked closer. It seems someone had melted a hole in the front of the microwave to where it did resemble that famous arch. Ok, how do you melt the front of a microwave? So I asked my son how this cool emblem got there. He of course explained that someone broke into the house and tried to melt the entire microwave but he stopped them in time, and since he saved the microwave and possibly kept the house from burning down I should take him and his sister out for ice cream. You have to admit the boy has talent. Maybe I should have him write these emails.