As the kids get older they tend to get into less mischief and do less crazy things. Consequently, I have fewer stories to write about. Is that a good thing? I mean most of the time it is good, but on Saturday night when I sit down to write something, I need material, and in the past they provided it to me. Now, I have to think on my own. So, instead, I have decided to have a column where I give advice. I really don’t know much of anything so I should be good at giving advice.
For instance someone might ask me for parenting advice, and I would have absolutely no advice. Someone else might ask advice about relationships and again I would have absolutely nothing.
I really need those kids to get into trouble again, don’t I?