Jan 13 - 19

Is it bad to call the military and tell them that your child who just turned 18 wants to enlist and they should come over and offer them ice cream to join the army?

Is it bad when the officer shows up and you have your kids bags all packed, and you tell your kid that they just won the lottery and this officer was assigned to escort them to get their winnings?

And is it bad to then change your phone numbers?

I mean is it real bad, because if it just bad, I think it is a good idea.