Jun 8 - 14

I think that if you were to track the history and families of our best actors,  you will see they all have siblings. Why do you wonder? It is not the question as to why they had siblings, it is the answer as to why they became actors. When you have siblings you learn early that you can blame them for your misdeeds, and so you learn to act, and if you act well you can blame them for everything.  Unfortunately, I was a very poor actor, and that was such a shame because I had 5 siblings and I could have become a star.  Anyway, kids nowadays seemed to have mastered the profession. If they want to blame something on a sister, they can turn their face blue. They can shed tears in an instant and all for the purpose of lying to their parents. We poor parents don’t seem to have a chance anymore. When my son explains to me how his sister managed to get the cookies off the top shelf (he is 6ft 6), using a ladder from the garage, even though he warned her not to, with tears flowing down his face pleading for me to believe him, I just want to give him a bronze statue.

Ok, everyone. The cases in Sacramento have not gone down as we all hoped, so I would like to keep close to 12 feet between parties inside. It is difficult to tell people we can’t seat them, but it is the ethical thing to try and do.  However, if you sit outside, six feet is a safe number.