So I had this dream last night that rioters were attacking the restaurant. Apparently, it was 2008 and Arnold Schwarzenegger was the governor of California. It appears that I made a joke about his acting career on one of my posts and the Austrian version of the proud boys were coming to break in the
restaurant. I looked out into the parking lot and all you could see were guys with trucks and beards and llamas of all things, planning their conquest. I tried putting out a new post telling everyone that Kindergarten Cop was my favorite movie of all time, but it seemed to just make them angrier. Well now
they all started marching towards the windows. So I did the only thing I could. I lied and told my meanest waitress that their leader was the guy who left her a bad comment and then only left her a penny for a tip last time he was in. She ran out and confronted him and it wasn’t pretty. I can’t say what she did, but when he crawled away, everyone followed him.
Folks, I spent almost 5 hours on the phone yesterday trying to clear a mistake on my application for a Cal Grant. When the woman finally answered the phone, I sounded like someone who had been on a deserted island for years and had not seen another human. I was so surprised that I stuttered, but she
helped me and maybe I will get some money. We will survive this, but man, running a business right now is just a lot of fun.
Oh, my wife and I are getting vaccinated on Monday. Since we are the caretakers of our special needs kids, we got moved up. I feel like I won the lottery. If I have any strange side effects, like the time I smelled apple pie wherever I went, I will let you know.
Stay safe everyone.