Ok, these conspiracy theories are getting out of hand so I was thinking of going onto the Waffle Web and starting my own.
Aliens from outer space have been slowly taking the form of human bodies all over the world. They have learned our languages and our mannerisms and are slowly trying to take over the fried chicken take-out business. That is why they came up with COVID-19, because it is good for take-out businesses. Also, they hate chickens, because where they come from chickens ruthlessly rule their planet and eat their friends. So where does it leave us who serve flapjacks and waffles? I don’t know, but their fried chicken is really good, so I think we should just stop selling chicken strips and let it go at that. However, if you see someone dressed up like a chicken, I would stay clear, it may not be a costume.