Ok folks, it is now apparent why there are so many strange things going on. Remember when I kidded about Flapjacks in outer space, well now we know. They are here and they are probably here to steal my franchise and spread it around the universe. Kidding aside, now that the government has acknowledged UFO’s as being unexplainable, then does that mean that they are here among us. I mean it would explain a lot of things. Think about it, maybe my kids didn’t take the pineapple after all.