So to get my kids up in the morning I usually sing the “Red Red Robin” song. You know the one that goes “Wake up Wake up, you sleepy head. Get up Get up, get out of bed”
They then proceed to yell at me with words I cannot print here. Then my son had the gall to tell me I need singing lessons. I need singing lessons? My mother knew Puccini. I come from a long line of singers, but hey, maybe the kid is right.