The Chronicles of Cooper
-Told by his Trusty Sidekick
Cooper is never one to back down to a confrontation. A multicolored stand up figure apparently got him riled. There appeared to be some similarities in their appearance and Cooper wasn’t going to be number 2 in the house so he ate the little figure. Unfortunately, he was his mom’s prized possession. One perfect statue of Underdog which his mom had hidden away for 40 years.
Then Cooper had an apparent showdown with a pin cushion. Word’s were said and then an unprovoked attack left the poor cushion pinless. How Cooper managed to not get one of those 40 pins in his jaw is only explainable by his super canine (was going say dog, but after he ate Underdog I thought that inappropriate) powers.
Well, it was finally a dog of a different tail that got him. He had a run in with a fox tail, and in the ensuing confrontation the tail managed to get up his nostrils and Cooper had a fun visit to the ER until 1:00 in the morning. I have now bought him some stuffed animals, that don’t resemble dogs.