Wildlife Inter-Animal Internet Dilemma (WIAID)
When I planted all my fruit trees I was unaware of WIAID. This is a problem that fruit growers in Placer County have to deal with. There is a frequency of the internet that animals up here use to notify all other animals of when fruit is ripe. So the day fruit is ripe it is gone by 8:00 AM. I have gone to an apricot tree on that day with a box to carry away all the flavorful fruit, to find nothing left on the tree. Last year I had 200 Asian Pears ready to pick with all taken in one night. Think about it, do they use wheel barrows? How else can you take that much fruit? These nemeses are organized, which is further proof they have connections. If I can just find a way to hack into their internet I can slow them down long enough to get some fruit. I hear there are some displaced Russian Hackers that might be of use, I just have to find one that knows how to code in WIAI.