When someone tells a lie but they think it is the truth, is it a lie?
I went in the pantry to find the floor sticky as fly paper. Of course there were 2 empty cans of pineapple on the shelf nicely placed. So I asked my son if he ate the pineapple.
“No dad, someone broke in last night and ate them”.
Well it was nice of them to leave the empty cans so nicely placed.
“Oh, I am the one to put them away in place dad, I wanted things to look nice.”
Thank you, you’re a nice boy.
On another note…
Do you know the main problem of driving a fully electric car? Since you never stop for gas you never clean your windows.