Ok, so I told you last week I was going to experiment with some of those brain chips from Amazon. Well, I don’t think I followed the instructions very well, because I seem to speaking in a language I didn’t recognize. My wife asked me if I had been watching Star Trek because she said it sounded like Klingon. Anyway, getting the chip in through the nostrils isn’t that difficult, however, getting it back out I found extremely nauseating.