OK, I had nothing to write tonight so I went back over 10 years and found this story I wrote when the kids were still darlings. I wish I could say that now.
We appear to have a dilemma at our house. It seems that Hermie, my youngest daughter's pet, got out of his enclosure and is loose in the house. My youngest of course is very distraught. My older daughter is afraid Hermie will crawl into her bed so she does not think she can sleep until Hermie is captured. My wife is afraid she will step on him in the middle of the night.
I have looked everywhere a five inch green caterpillar could be hiding, but to no avail. We have tried to train the dog to sniff Hermie out, but she has just found the snacks the darling children have hidden around the house. I just cannot imagine why any creature would want to escape our wonderful home.