OK, I am walking the two dogs down the street, when suddenly one of the dogs decides to go. Then of course the other dog decides to go. I now have 2 dogs pooping on someone’s front yard, when the woman walks out her front door. I suddenly realize I have forgotten to bring a pick-up bag. What do you do?
1. You start crying and beg forgiveness.
2. You start speaking in a different language trying to explain the situation, hoping she will get bored with you.
3. You explain how you will return right away to pick it up.
4. You just reach down and pick them both up with your bare hands.
5. You just run away.
I think you know that 5 is the most logical conclusion.