3 different stories - You don't need to read all of them.
1. We have a mysterious problem at our house. Two months ago my son's hamster suddenly died. My son said it just jumped out of his hands and died when it hit the floor. Me being a stupid parent allow him to get another one.This cute little hamster named Cupcake is just a joy to watch. Suddenly Cupcake disappears, with no trace. Coincidentally, my daughter's cat got very sick, at this same time, but you would see some trace of fur or something. Cooper, has been sniffing around, but again no trace. We thought by now we would have that wonderful smell, that accompanies dead vermin, but not yet.
2. A few months ago I filled out a survey online about air quality. Then last week I get a call from the air resources board. They would like to install an air sensor at my home. Since we are out in the country we have tons of fire wood and burn a lot to heat the house. So these 2 engineers come all the way up from the bay area to install these sensors. At first, I thought this was a prank, until I saw the equipment and computers they brought into the house. They installed one inside and one outside and they showed me how I can go on my phone and see the air quality. Ok, so the readings are in parts per million and it starts at the number 8. Ok, so I start a fire in the fire place and it immediately shoots up to 298. I haven't burned since.
3. Sorry, I forgot the 3rd story already.