Jun 24 - 30

Ok. So a few years ago I wrote that Heaven handled so many souls that it had had to have an administrative department, and that I felt the most logical group to run it were deceased DMV workers.

Well, what if I was wrong? (Don’t answer that.)

Now it seems more likely that that administrative dept would be AI. So if it is AI, did God go away to start 10,000 other planets and leave everything here to be run by an old Mac.

This is why you do not drink before you go to bed, because these are the dreams you come up with.