My son said to me last night. “Dad I had to throw away my sister's ice cream bar”.
I asked why?
He said, "well it was melting and I knew it had to be thrown away."
"Why didn’t you put it in the freezer?"
"Well I did dad, but it was still melting."
"Well, if you put it in the freezer it would get hard."
"I know dad, but it didn’t, so I had to throw it away."
"Which garbage can did you throw it into?"
"Oh, dad, you will never find it because I put in the bottom of the can outside."
"Did it taste good?"
"Yea dad, it was real good."