Ok, so I take the dogs for a walk several times a day, and with them being so rambunctious, I can see why some people can get hurt walking their dogs. So I have invented the Frank Dog Walking Jacket.
This jacket has up to 3 attachments that resemble Hula Hoops. One of these circular attaché’s (yes I used the wrong attaché but it fits so well) has a diameter of 4 feet. The dog’s collar is attached to this so you don’t hold a leash. It can just run around wherever it wants. Now the second dog (if there is one) is on a 7 foot diameter attaché, so it has space from the other dog so they can both run whichever way they want. Now to prevent you from falling there is a 2 foot attaché around you for safety. If you have 3 dogs, you can get a 10 foot attaché.
Now if you want to place your order in the next 3 days, I will throw in a complimentary egg.
How can you beat that?