Cooper likes smelly things and my son usually wears the same pair of socks until they smell so atrocious that when we walk by his bedroom we gag. We of course plead with him to change those socks and please do his laundry. So this morning was Saturday morning and it is the only day I don’t get up early to go to work. My wife and I are both very busy and so Saturday morning is where we will catch up with each other. So we are both in bed facing each other and having a nice conversation, when all of a sudden Cooper jumps on the bed and drops the smelliest sock on earth right on my nose and only a few inches from my wife’s. We both thought some creature had died a week ago in this sock it smelled so bad. We of course scream and jump out of bed. We both look over at Cooper and I swear he was just smiling.
Folks, it is time for us to raise prices but I don’t want to. The problem is we are unsure when and if Eggs (yes they are so expensive you now capitalize the E) will ever come down in price. So in the mean time we are going to temporarily stop giving the email discounts but stick with the same menus we have been using. I just don’t know what the future will bring but I hate over charging. I know, sometimes I wish I was the slimy bastard I use to be, but what are you going to do.