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Have you ever had someone you trust turn on you. I once had a manager, that robbed me blind, but before I found out I thought she was someone I could trust. It was heartbreaking to find out the truth. Well, unfortunately, It has happened again.
Someone close, who I dearly love, has hid his deviousness all along. Cooper, who we thought was potty trained, has been pooping in all the back bedrooms and hallways. At first we thought it was Pheobe the new puppy, but after doing a DNA test, it is apparent it has been Cooper. Unfortunately, during this time we were feeding him very fatty foods, so the excrement was not very appealing. I am not sure if we have to send him away to reform school, or some other place, but even though this boy has been acting sweet and nice, it turns out he has been conning us like this old employee of mine. I don’t know, but hopefully one day we can recover from this and move on, meanwhile we will leave all the back bedroom windows open.
Oct 21 - 27
I don't have much tonight but here is a photo I took of this questionable family out on the street in front of my house. The father was drinking a beer, disgusting.
Also here is a video of Phoebe going after my shoelaces while Cooper is just thinking, "Oh, i have so out grown that". Click or tap the image or see it on YouTube.
One more thing. At the post office they have this great stamp of Alex Trebeck. They show a photo of him next to the stamps that looks like it is right from Jeopardy.
Oct 14 - 20
There are times I have been accused of lying to my wife. This has never happened.
You know when the kids come home with ice cream marks on their shirt and your wife says, "You didn't take them out for ice cream before dinner did you?"
"Honey, I would never do such a thing."
Or the time you catch the kids watching a show that is inappropriate for them when their mom is gone, and you do nothing about it, because you are just don't want to confront them. And she comes home right when something that should not be on the screen is there. "Did you let them watch that show?"
"Oh my goodness, how did I not see that. Honey these kids are getting too resourceful, I would not have let them watch that if I wasn't cleaning up the kitchen."
Ok, then there is the time Phoebe the puppy had a major smelly accident in the family room. "Honey, you didn't give Phoebe a burger again did you?" "Honey, Of course not. Ever since you told me not to give him a burger again, I know not to go against your rules."
Sep 30 - Oct 6
So last week I reached an unlikely unavoidable milestone. I finally, after 4 and half years, tested positive for COVID.
Back in the beginning of the pandemic, I never got sick and never ran a temperature (this time I didn’t have a fever either), but I got all the strange symptoms that I had never even heard of before. Like COVID toes, that is where your toes turn purple and blow up until all the skin falls off. I got that twice. Rashes on cool days, and what felt like a urinary tract infection that lasted 14 months. Then there were the phantom smells. I never lost my sense of taste or smell, instead I got new tastes and smells. Most of the time all I could smell was apple pie.
This time, I felt like I had a mild cold or allergies, but on the fourth day of the symptoms I felt extremely tired and finally thought maybe it was something else. COVID, is so weird. Now that I am over it, I can’t sleep at night. Why, if you are tired, would you not be able to sleep? Personally, I don’t blame the Chinese, I think up in Heaven they just get bored sometimes and want to see how we will handle unusual circumstances. Don’t they realize that we are just not that bright?
By the way, I have in the past donated to both sides of the political aisle. Now I am getting close to 200 political emails a day as well as 30 to 40 texts a day. In the future I would recommend you donate anonymously.