Cookies. I appear to have made another batch that was not good enough to sell. So I am in the middle of eating 4 dozen chocolate chip cookies. I know I have a problem. I used to criticize people who were addicted to different things, but I guess now I will be more compassionate. Do you think when you get to heaven you can eat all the cookies you want? I mean, can you get fat in heaven? I have been told that God doesn’t like to be the disciplinarian and that is why most of heaven is run by departed DMV workers. We know they can be a little less friendly than our servers, but since you are afraid of what they can do you always listen to them. I can see them now coming after me to take away my cookies. Me pleading with them to not take them away, to no avail.