Ok, so I think I got things wrong last week when I thought I might end up in Heaven eating cookies. I forgot that my third grade teacher who was a nun told me I was going straight to Hell. I was such a darling child I couldn’t ever imagine why? Do they serve really bad cookies in hell or do they just taunt you with real good cookies just out of arms reach? You always hear about people who die and come back from Heaven and say how wonderful it was, but you never hear any bad stories of people coming back from hell. I think they (I am assuming they are disgruntled departed DMV employees), probably burn the cookies. On top of that, they probably give you a driving test over and over and over again.