I know there is a God. I also know he is a he. Why, because she’s are sympathetic and don’t like to play games with you when they are bored. He’s on the other hand like to mess with you, and what better way to mess with you, then to convince you to get a puppy.
There we were all tranquil in our lives and then we decided to get a puppy, and life as we knew it is over. I remember watching TV to relax. I remember not having to look for holes in the carpet. I remember walking around barefoot and not having my big toe attacked by very sharp teeth. I remember crawling into bed and going to sleep. Oh, sleep, I remember sleep. I use to have nice peaceful dreams. Now, just as I go into slumber, one of several noises commence and the dreams are now long nightmares. I know just like children, one day it will get better, but meanwhile I know the man upstairs is not as bored.