Ok, it has become apparent that Cooper has many past lives, and in everyone of them he has been run over by a car or truck. I know that seems crazy, but that is the only explanation for his attitude towards moving vehicles. When he sees a car go down our street, he becomes this mad fire breathing monster that just wants to go tear that car to pieces. The only solution I can come up with is to hire a dog psychic. A dog psychic is a person who claims to communicate by psychic means with animals, either living or dead through extrasensory perception. Hiring someone with extra senses makes a lot of sense, since I obviously have none. I will keep you informed of our results, meanwhile I am asking all my neighbors to throw him a treat when they drive by.
Folks tonight was our Mira Loma 50 year reunion. So I made a special menu for all Mira Lomans with the names of our old teachers for each item. For one week only if you went to Mira Loma in the sixties or seventies, ask for the Mira Loma special Menu. You just might see a couple of teachers you might recognize.