Ok so I had something happen to me that most people would think unlikely, but it IS me. So we have a couple mini horses. These minis are very food conscious. I also have a Great Pyrenees dog, called SoSo, who is also food conscious. So I try to feed them at the same time so SoSo is busy when I try to get the minis in their pen to feed them. Well the other night my timing was not too good. SoSo is actually bigger than the smaller of the two minis. Ok, so I am trying to get the minis in their pen when SoSo runs up and starts barking at the horses. Willy, the smaller of the two flips out and does this spin that knocks me to the ground. So as he is spinning his legs hit me and he falls on me. So now I am lying on the ground with a horse literally sitting on me. Meanwhile, SoSo is barking at both of us. Willy can't seem to get up and I of course I can't get up. For a moment there, I thought this kind of sums up my life. I am stuck on the "ass" end of a situation again.