This is what it is like to have a son who is on the autistic spectrum.
Dad, I need a guitar. I found one on Amazon
Son, you have 10 guitars, you don’t need another guitar.
Dad, you don’t understand, I need this guitar.
Son, you have every guitar imaginable
DAD, YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND. I NEED THIS GUITAR.
Son, why do you need this guitar?
Dad, you wouldn’t understand.
Ok son, we will look into it.
When dad, when will we look into it?
When we have time.
We have time now dad.
No not now.
When, dad?
Tomorrow, we will look into it tomorrow.
Tomorrow, right dad?
Yes, tomorrow.
Dad, when are we going to look into my new guitar?
Tomorrow.
Tomorrow, dad?
Yes, definitely, tomorrow.
We are going to look into my guitar tomorrow, right dad?
Absolutely, tomorrow.
Ok, so we are going to look into it tomorrow, right dad.
Yes.
Dad, what time tomorrow are we going to look into it?
As soon as I get home from work.
We could do it before you go to work.
I get up awful early and it would be easier if we do it when I get home.
Ok, dad, we will do it when you get home tomorrow. Right dad?
Yes, son, we will do it when I get home from work tomorrow.
When you get home from work tomorrow, right dad?
Yes, when I get home from work.
So, tomorrow when you get home from work, right?
Yes.
You know dad, I could get up real early and we could do it before you go to work.
No no no, that would be too much trouble, we will just do it when I get home tomorrow.
Ok, dad, when you get home tomorrow.
Yes, when I get home tomorrow.
Tomorrow, right dad?
Yes, tomorrow.
You know dad, we will have time after dinner tonight, can we do it then dad?
Son, do you have it pulled up on Amazon?
Yes, dad. All you have to do is hit this button.
Ok then, Done. It is ordered and we don’t need to discuss it any more.
Great dad, when will it get here?
Will it be here tomorrow.? Will it be here early? What if the truck breaks down on the way?
Dad, what do we do then?
And some of you may wonder why I planted my own vineyard.